Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)

Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)
Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)
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  • ALAN!!!!!!!!
  • Chris pratt does complain about the size as well as the isolation of the I-rex
  • ACTUALLY... You'd want to blame the author of the book the movies based on, Michael Crichton... but as you said, "no one said scientific accuracy was catchy!" That and, I"M SO WITH YOU ON THAT PRATT CRUSH!!!
  • I can't believe you just spoiled Lost for me
  • Ship it :3
  • 2:54 I hear every door you open... (For the people I don't get it, it is a Baldy's basics reference.)
  • They know they aren't from that era we all knew from the beginning
  • #getThowsAirBubblesOut
  • Alan!!!
  • OOOR we could solve it all by adding human sized doors...
  • Wow! No wonder the Indoraptor was psychologically scarred! IT WAS CRAMMED IN A PUNY CAGE AND TASED IT’S ENTIRE LIFE!!! WHAT ON EARTH WAS HENRY WU THINKING!!! Also, is it just me, or am I picking up some Sister Location vibes with Jurassic World and it’s sequel? I mean, a bunch of dinos crammed together into one like a certain bunch of animatronics being crammed together into one that we all know and love? Also, in regards to the Indoraptor being tased, “It seems the Indoraptor is unresponsive. Let’s motivate it with a controlled shock.” Okay, look! I just had to get that tangent off my chest! The Indominus and Indoraptor remind me of Ennard and Molten Freddy, okay?!
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  • fix: give every employee one of those "shockwave" shotguns. seriously.
  • #PrattPat and #MatPat, #FilmTheorists
  • You forgot um )( 💩
  • Wow, what a mancrush you have MatPat, better tone it down a bit so Steph isn't jealous XD
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  • #JurrasicWorld #ChrisPrattPat
  • Would like to point out that the “velociraptors” are based off of Utah Raptors
  • Bryan: #MAN CRUSH MONDAY! Me: Bry, it's Thursday. Bry: Um..I mean... What!? Me: Come out it's fine. Bryan: (long stare)
  • Technically by size. The movie's raptors are closer to the Utah Raptors . its a desert today, but not sure what it was during Cretaceous.
  • So the real enemy here is human negligance.
  • 0:26 Yes, but the Brachiosaurus, Allosaurus, Dilophosaurus and stegosaurus among others mentioned within the jurassic park franchise come from the Jurassic period. Also, Jurassic park is a theme park. They would've obviously choose a catchy name over scientific accuracy.
  • The I rex is a girl
  • You have only one mistake
  • The theory is good
  • Actually, the reason the park is named Jurassic Park/World is because that the Jurassic was the golden age of dinosaurs.
  • Um I think why I rex escaped because of the big door
  • I'm pretty sure there's a point they mention they chose jurrasic cause it sounded better even though it's not correct.
  • "Alan"
  • why didn't they use the technology they used for the movie to design the dinosaurs why didn't they use those to make robotic dinosaurs
  • Genetic mutant BROTHER??? THE I REX IS FEMALE!!! (I ghate it when people do this...Assume that EVERYTHING is male...)
  • Did u know raiders have feathers
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  • Matpat for even more dimensions for a lot of the facilities in Jurassic world U can refer to the game made for this movie , considering 1: u can get an overhead view of the park we make , 2: u can get a third person view , with measurement for each dinosaur and animals like sheep ! It’s even possible to get pixel measurement for vehicles like helicopters and jeeps !
  • When you said space at first I thought you meant outer space lol
  • But Jurassic Park is named after the novel so if anything it's Michael Chrichton not Steven Speilberg's fault...
  • ooh i see what you are doing instead of tryng to get the copyright of the song, you use free covers because its more easy,clever very clever(yup this has nothing to do with the theory i just wanted to point it out)
  • Look I love Jurassic park 3 you bastard
  • Ship!
  • But they are not completely raptors remind you they fill their DNA with frogs and other current animals wouldn’t that change the way they would like to live like they maybe now can be able to live at tropical islands wouldn’t they🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐??? beat you patt im the new film theorist
  • I actually think Cretaceous world would sound cool! Is that just me?... just me? Okay, I'll shut up
  • Dinosaurs 🐊
  • i live in mongolia im not lying ;-;
  • I HAVE A THEORY After infinty war everyone was taken to like another world (still earth but diffrent) for starlord he was taken to jurrasic park and named owen.

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