Serious Trump vs. Somber Trump vs. Freestyle Trump: The Daily Show



Serious Trump vs. Somber Trump vs. Freestyle Trump: The Daily Show
Serious Trump vs. Somber Trump vs. Freestyle Trump: The Daily Show
Trevor explains why President Trump takes on a different persona depending on his audience. Watch full episodes of The Daily Show for free: http://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/full-episodes The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.


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  • Imagine comedy central what would you do without trump, no content
  • Trevor for president
  • Maybe he is not a president but a stand up comedian
  • *AL BAQARA: 62* Indeed those who are believers (from among Muslims), those who are Jews, Christians, Sabeans, anyone who believes with Lord Allah and the Last Day, and does honorable deeds, they have their reward with their Lord, and there shall be no fear upon them and for them will not be grieved. This verse is repeated in 5: 69. Islam—Nature’s way of Life—is the way of life accepted by the Lord of the worlds for entire creatures from the first man Adam to the Last Day as mentioned in the verse 3: 19 and 85. Everyone takes birth in Islam. The one who submits his all will and power to the Creator Lord can only include in Islam presented by the 313 Books and the Messengers. But today every people in different religions including Muslims are deviated from the real way of life—Islam. Natural way of life—Islam—is comparatively reflected more among Hindus, Jews, Christians, Buddhists, Jinas, atheists etc. of Prophet Muhammad’s community than his people Muslims. Muslims are mentioned as the worthless people as per the verse 25: 18, the worst people in the land as per the verse 98: 6, and the worst creatures as per the verse 8: 22. None can become believer without Adhikr—Permission of Lord as mentioned in the verses 10: 99-100. From among Muslims without becoming a believer, prayers will not be responded, and deeds like charity, fasting and pilgrimage will not be accepted as told in the verses 2: 186; 18: 103-106; 25: 23; 40: 49-50 and 47: 8-9. None can make anyone a believer. Whoever male or female by utilizing the Insight mentioned in the verse 6: 104, Guidance mentioned in the verse 17: 15 and the Truth mentioned in the verses 10: 108 and 39: 41 can become a believer. All ‘other people’ such as Jews, Christians and Sabeans are deviated from the Straightpath of Islam from time to time. Sabeans include Hindus, Buddhists, Jains, Sikhs, Zoroastras etc.But today the ‘other people’ who are belonging to Messenger Muhammed’s community if believe in Lord and the Day of Judgment and do honorable deeds, there shall be no fear upon them and for them will not be grieved. That means these people who didn’t receive the Book will be sent to other worlds (other than the Paradise or Hell) by the Lord of the worlds. They will be drunk from the ‘Kouth(s)er Lake’, a drink with which no thirst will feel forever as mentioned in the verse 108: 1-3. Read together 4: 123-124 and 16: 97. Today there is no a group of believers anywhere in the world. In every 1000 Muslims 999 will be entered into the Hell since they hide and reject Adhikr—Safeguard against the Hell—after receiving It. The believer who is the 1 in 1000 will utilize Adhikr—Ticket to the Paradise mentioned in the verse 76: 29—and return to the Paradise. No one has the right to select nation, religion, caste, parents, sex, era of birth and death, color etc. Therefore, harmony of mankind is only advised. It can be fulfilled by learning and teaching Adhikr--the Food, Cloth and Sight of the soul. There are 1000 communities of creatures including man in the world. Out of that 400 communities are in land and 600 are in the water. All the living things and nonliving things in the Universe are praising and glorifying the Lord as told in the verses 17: 44 and 24: 41. It is the responsibility of mankind as the vicegerent of the Lord to act well for the survival of himself as well as of whole creatures in the Universe.  The leaves of plants absorb carbon dioxide from atmosphere, and excrete oxygen and water; thus reduce air pollution due to carbon dioxide and thereby regulate atmospheric temperature. By absorbing the polluted water and fertilizers, the roots of plants help to maintain hygienic surroundings. The roots of plants also prevent soil erosion and help to maintain the fertility of soil. The water vapors evaporated from the leaves cool the atmosphere and the clouds which lead to rainfall. That is why the rainfall over forest area is greater than that of other places. For all creatures both in land and water, oxygenated atmospheric air is crucial for maintaining a healthy life. Therefore, we should plant and encourage others to plant more trees (especially trees with fruits) anywhere as far as possible testifying the teaching of Prophet: “You plant trees even though you knew that tomorrow is the Dooms Day”. Prophet also taught: “During the Last period you have to involve in cultivation and farming”. The one who purified his soul with Adhikr—Book for purification—will only eat wholesome foods. Today, as wholesome foods are not available in the markets, we should involve and encourage others to do organic cultivation and farming intending not only for our own sake, but also for the sake of whole creatures including mankind. We should discourage cultivation using artificial fertilizers and pesticides which are harmful for all creatures. We should also aware the mankind the hazards of genetic crops which cause cancer, blindness and all such genetic disorders. We should discourage cutting down of trees, demolition of mountain (since mountains are the anchors and nails to keep the Earth in its equilibrium), and construction of huge buildings especially in fields as well as in seas. It is a fact that the proportionate presence of natural resources such as petroleum, coal, minerals, metals are maintaining the gravitational force of the Earth. The unlimited mining of these resources may cause to lose the magnetic power and there by Pole shifting. Today those countries blessed with crude oil are rigging it without any restriction aiming their financial gains without considering the miserable consequences neglecting the verse 30: 41 which says: “Mischief is appeared on the land and in the sea because of what men’s hands have earned, so that He may let them taste something of what they have earned in order that they may turn back to the aim of life. (This verse and Its explanation is taken from Adhikr-the Best Interpretation of Lord’s Book. Anyone can visit the site. Adhikr is available in Arabic and Malayalam languages also in the site. www.straightpathonline.com
  • The fact that he is president is so surreal! x.x
  • The out to songs has hints of all the screams of ted Cruz’s victims in it
  • Hi
  • Multiple Trump Disorder 😂
  • ITS HARD TO BECOM AMERICAN,YOU HAVE TO LIE,AND HATE NIGGERS,AND GRABB PUSSY,HATE GAY,S AND LESBIANS,BUILD ANTI NIGGER WALLS...AND FCK YO DAUGHTER...ITS SO HARD AND CREATE FAKE EVENTS SO WE CAN INVADE POOR NIGGER COUNTRY,S AND LIE...AND ALSO LIE...AND BRING BUILDINGS DOWN...SUCH A GREAT COUNTRY LMAO
  • OOOH IVANKA DOES SUCK TRUMPS DCK...OOOH OK SO ITS NORMAL PFFFF ...HE MUST BE A PRIEST THANKS JESUS....LOL
  • I HAD A PORN NIGHMARE.....I SAW IVANKA SUCKING TRUMPS RIMPLED DCK ...I HAVE A HUGE TRAUMA..
  • TRUMP NEVER LIE,S......KKKKKKKKK KKKK LMAO ....KKKKK LOL KKKKK LMAO.
  • Can't wait for the limited edition, color waves.. February- Orange March - Orange April - Orange May - Orange June - Orange July - Orange August- Orange September - Orange October - Orange November - Orange December - Orange What's the color of prison jumpsuits again?
  • How is he our goddamn president?
  • I seriousllly DONT UNDERSTANG how anyone support this crappp that this "person" is saying!!! I still dont get it that he is the USA presiden, One of the biggest countries in the world!!!! 😱😱
  • Fuck trump
  • I am still hoping this is a nightmare.
  • donald is fucking nuts!
  • “Three personas in three speeches, but one president.” Wtf, are they trying to compare Trump to God?
  • 😂😂😂 I wasn't expecting the very accurate Bible comparison
  • What about the sneering Pooerrtoo Riiccoo?
  • 3:27 wearing headphones, scared the shit out of my right ear
  • Bill Pullman was the best actor in a Presidency.
  • People say, Trumps father accidentally got his mother pregnant deep in her Asshole so Trump grew deep in the shit in his mothers Asshole and was borne in an outhouse whole when she was taking a shit, thats why he is always yellow and looks like and sounds like an old infected diarrhea.
  • Bring back Jon Stewart. Noah has tragically brought decay to "The Daily Show".
  • Since I've been alive, Bush 2 was the worst president. I was born with Regan in office
  • Next there's going to be emotional trump "Oh I'm very sorry that People died today, but it's okay I was at golf"
  • Trump is being told to speak in these different tones on purpose. Then your filtered social media feeds you get the trump that you approve of the most, thus making more people like him. put on your tinfoil helmets and WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
  • I'm Jamaican and I laughed so hard😀😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😄😄😄😁
  • When Trump was elected I was super worried but then I remembered that I didn't lived In the US so not my problem right now I am laughing at is mistakes.
  • "Best Actor in a Presidency"? I don't know, I think Reagan would be a more popular choice for that award.
  • I remember reading this old psychology book by Gustave Le Bon, psychologist from the 18th century, called "The Crowd: A study of the popular mind." I'm not implying anything here, but it was used by several demagogues throughout history and I believe a lot of the same principles are used by the Trump administration. One thing it talked about was the vision of the crowd, what people collectively wanted and what was collectively appealing to them. Le Bon argued that it didn't matter if this vision was achieved or this thing was actually done, all that mattered was that people dreamed of it. I think this bears great resemblance to the border wall. The vision of Trump building a wall and having Mexico pay for it is very powerful; people like the idea, but it doesn't matter if they actually do it.
  • Maybe Trump's many contradicting personalities is a sign of being bipolar.
  • I just realise America has got a fake president
  • I think of Trump as a TREMENDOUS moron who conned even more monumental morons into thinking he meant what he promised.
  • Mental Retarded Trevor Noah vs. cottonfield slave Trebvor Noah vs. Freestyle Trebvor Noah: The Daily Show of Black Lazy Misfits. Remove that muslimsperm-swallowing dung beetle. TREVOR FUCK OFF YOU DISABLED BROWN HOLLYWOOD CLOWN. FUCK OFF NOAH ILLEGAL REFUGEES ARE NOT WELCOME.
  • Trump is a genius. He has simultaneously captured the hearts of the people And turn them off at the same time! Who is this man?
  • Presidential is easy.....Not so much!
  • Much too loud at the end. My neighbours complain.
  • A great show!
  • He missed an opportunity for an easy Eddie Murphy joke at the end.
  • Reminds me of Hillary Clinton. I liked her southern accent.
  • In a theme http://vasylfedorivzaporizhzhya.blogspot.com/2017/09/blog-post_1.html http://vasylfedorivzaporizhzhya.blogspot.com/2017/09/blog-post.html https://vasylfedorivzaporizhzhya.blogspot.com/2017/08/blog-post_99.html
  • You make my day
  • Kushner has a little program that crunches the numbers and spits out a summary of the way Trump should act for any given speech and location.
  • The last part nails it! Narcissists need attention. Trump needs attention, nothing more, nothing less. The problem is, now you can't ignore the narcissist, as you should, because he is the fucking president.
  • Altzeimers biggly😷 tanning poisoning😎 lack of nooky syndrome👥Repubicant hand puppet🎭 paingiving biggot♥Dissapointed, not mad. 😂
  • It's true...Trump supporters are idiots! How can you look/listen to the Douche and not realize what a douche he is?
  • What else is missing from this vile administration - besides pretty much anything positive? Pets. The Idiot Trump is so narcissistic & detestable, no dogs or kitties would agree to go anywhere near him without try'na bite his dumb ass.
  • 0:06 Split (2017) Starring: Donald Trump

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